"You can feel when your mom’s proud of you. You can feel the love."

- Jimmy Fallon

"Dads immediately fall in love with their little girls and will let them get away with everything. So, moms are going to have to be the disciplinarians when it comes to daughters."

- Jimmy Fallon

"I know people have tried much longer [than we have], but if there’s anyone out there who is trying and they’re just losing hope… just hang in there. Try every avenue. Try anything you can do, ‘cause you’ll get there. You’ll end up with a family and it’s so worth it."

- Jimmy Fallon

"A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping."

- Jimmy Fallon

"Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, ‘the busy season.’"

- Jimmy Fallon