So this is my life — until I win the lottery.

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"I think you’re under-thinking it."

- Jim Halpert

Balance

"We didn’t play many video games in Scranton. Instead, we’d do stuff like… uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And, uh, Pam called it 'Pretendinitus.'"

- Jim Halpert

Relationships

"Everything I have I owe to this job ... this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job."

- Jim Halpert

Success

"Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And, uh, Pam called it… pretendinitis."

- Jim Halpert

Creativity

"Worth it."

- Jim Halpert

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"The meeting of preparation with opportunity generates the offspring we call luck."

- Tony Robbins

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"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

- Beverly Sills

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit."

- Aristotle

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"I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse."

- Florence Nightingale

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"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence."

- Vince Lombardi

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