One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.

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"Love is the strange bewilderment which overtakes one person on account of another person."

- James Thurber

Love

"“Love is the strange bewilderment which overtakes one person on account of another person.”"

- James Thurber

Love

"Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness."

- James Thurber

Awareness

"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."

- James Thurber

Balance

"If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people."

- James Thurber

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"There is beauty in the Beast, just as there is darkness in the most perfect human."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break. You will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break."

- Catherine Pulsifer

Balance

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."

- Albert Einstein

Balance

"Make your Tuesday as productive as possible, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey."

Balance

"You can’t always hold on to the things that are important. By letting them go we gain something else."

- Kunio Yaobi

Balance