"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
- Homer Simpson
Happiness
"Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it half-assed. That’s the American way."
- Homer Simpson
Courage
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around."
- Homer Simpson
Motivation
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
- Homer Simpson
Motivation
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
- Homer Simpson
Aspirations
"Perhaps we all see ourselves as a little less than we are. Unworthy. Untalented. Nothing special. Lacking the heart, mind, resources, charisma, or stature to be of much use to God. You say you’re not perfect? You’re not good enough? Welcome to the club! You may be just the person God is looking for. God doesn’t need you to be exceptional, let alone perfect. He will take your talents and abilities and multiply them—even though they may seem scarce as a few loaves and fishes. If you trust Him and are faithful, He will magnify your words and actions and use them to bless and minister to multitudes!"
Belief in Self
"I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions."
- Stephen R. Covey
Belief in Self
"The only one who can tell you ‘you can’t win’ is you, and you don’t have to listen."
- Jessica Ennis
Belief in Self
"If you think you can’t, change your mind."
- Denis Morton
Belief in Self
"I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist."
- Shaquille O'Neal
Belief in Self