"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
- Homer Simpson
Happiness
"Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it half-assed. That’s the American way."
- Homer Simpson
Courage
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it half-assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson
Inspiration
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around."
- Homer Simpson
Motivation
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
- Homer Simpson
Motivation
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."
- Archer
Philosophy
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."
- Paine
Philosophy
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."
- Eric Sevareid
Philosophy
"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
Philosophy
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
- G.K. Chesterton
Philosophy