A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

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"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."

- H. L. Mencken

Love

"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."

- H. L. Mencken

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"I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant."

- H. L. Mencken

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"The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike."

- H. L. Mencken

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"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."

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"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."

- Archer

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"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."

- Paine

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"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."

- Eric Sevareid

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"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

- Theodor Seuss Geisel

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"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."

- G.K. Chesterton

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