“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
"A single flower he sent me since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose, deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet one perfect rose."
- Dorothy Parker
Love
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
- Dorothy Parker
Awareness
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
- Dorothy Parker
Balance
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."
- Dorothy Parker
Happiness
"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."
- Dorothy Parker
Happiness
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."
- Archer
Philosophy
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."
- Paine
Philosophy
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."
- Eric Sevareid
Philosophy
"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
Philosophy
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
- G.K. Chesterton
Philosophy