I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three I’m under the table. Four I’m under my host.

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"A single flower he sent me since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose, deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet one perfect rose."

- Dorothy Parker

Love

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

- Dorothy Parker

Awareness

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

- Dorothy Parker

Balance

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

- Dorothy Parker

Happiness

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

- Dorothy Parker

Happiness

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"The Prophet Muhammad (s) said: 'The best of all dealings is the one which is moderate.'"

- Prophet Muhammad (s)

Moderation

"The Prophet Muhammad (s) said: 'They are the losers, those who make the religion hard and tough.'"

- Prophet Muhammad (s)

Moderation

"The Prophet Muhammad (s) said: 'Make things easy and convenient and don’t make them harsh and difficult.'"

- Prophet Muhammad (s)

Moderation

"Take your time"

Moderation

"The best form of asceticism is to hide your asceticism."

Moderation