I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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"A single flower he sent me since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose, deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet one perfect rose."

- Dorothy Parker

Love

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

- Dorothy Parker

Awareness

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

- Dorothy Parker

Balance

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

- Dorothy Parker

Happiness

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

- Dorothy Parker

Happiness

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"Reject common sense to make the impossible possible."

- Simon

Boldness

"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! Those are the facts of this world! And you will all surrender to them, you pigs in human clothing!"

- Satsuki Kiryuuin

Boldness

"There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do."

- Amy Poehler

Boldness

"I believe great people do things before they are ready."

- Amy Poehler

Boldness

"There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t. What you’ve got to do is turn about and say ‘Watch me’."

- Bryce Harper

Boldness