Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

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"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever."

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""If it weren't for coffee, I'd have no discernable personality at all.""

- David Letterman

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"There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

- David Letterman

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"You dream. You plan. You reach. There will be obstacles. There will be doubters. There will be mistakes. But with hard work, with belief, with confidence and trust in yourself and those around you, there are no limits."

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"Everyone's dream can come true if you just stick to it and work hard."

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