Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.

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"That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways."

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"You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth."

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"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions."

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"Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves."

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"May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect."

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