"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it."

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"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"

- Bob Hope

Love

"If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

- Bob Hope

Compassion

"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

- Bob Hope

Compassion

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness."

- Bob Hope

Happiness

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness."

- Bob Hope

Happiness

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

Wisdom

"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

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"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

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"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

Wisdom