My dream job would be the Karma Delivery Service.

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"I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it."

- Bill Murray

Awareness

"I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it."

- Bill Murray

Awareness

"Life is so damn short. For f***’s sake, just do what makes you happy."

- Bill Murray

Happiness

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."

- Bill Murray

Motivation

"Whatever you do, always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood."

- Bill Murray

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"In loving someone as they are, we open ourselves to the possibility of true happiness."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

- W. P. Kinsella

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"You’re only one workout away from a good mood."

- Health Coach Maria Marlowe

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"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!"

- Kate Summers

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"Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."

- S. O’ Sade

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