Inspiring Ted Lasso Quotes to Brighten Your Day

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

- Gary Player

"Isn't the idea of 'never give up' one of them things we always talk about in sports? And shouldn't that apply to people too?"

- Ted Lasso

"Living in the moment, it's a gift. That's why they call it the present."

- Ted Lasso

"Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing."

- Ted Lasso

"Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong."

- Ted Lasso

"Most of the time change is a good thing and I think that’s what it’s all about - embracing change, being brave, doing whatever you have to so everyone in your life can move forward with theirs, and maybe it’s the only way you can truly make her be happy."

- Ted Lasso

"So I’ve been hearing this phrase y’all got over here that I ain’t too crazy about. ‘It’s the hope that kills you.’ Y’all know that? I disagree, you know? I think it’s the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See, I believe in hope. I believe in belief."

- Ted Lasso

"Success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field."

- Ted Lasso

"It may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does. But believe me, it will all work out."

- Ted Lasso

"Just listen to your gut, and on the way down to your gut, check in with your heart. Between those two things, they’ll let you know what’s what."

- Ted Lasso

"You know how they say that 'youth is wasted on the young'? Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you."

- Ted Lasso

"You say impossible, but all I hear is 'I'm possible.'"

- Ted Lasso

"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. It has a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish."

- Ted Lasso

"I want you to be grateful that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad. Ain't nobody in this room alone. Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together."

- Ted Lasso

"Believe."

- Ted Lasso

"As the man once said, 'The harder you work, the luckier you get.'"

- Ted Lasso

"I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we."

- Ted Lasso

"We don’t not care. We care very much. We care about who you are and what you must have been going through. And from now on, you don’t have to go through it by yourself."

- Ted Lasso

"I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re given a second chance."

- Ted Lasso

"What do you say we do what the man says and make today our masterpiece?"

- Ted Lasso

"For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field."

- Ted Lasso

"I believe in hope. I believe in belief."

- Ted Lasso

"I hope that either all of us, or none of us, are judged by the actions of our weakest moments. But rather, by the strength we show when, and if, we’re ever given a second chance."

- Ted Lasso

"Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong."

- Ted Lasso

"I think things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one."

- Ted Lasso

"I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't no one in this room alone."

- Ted Lasso

"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory."

- Ted Lasso

"Be curious, not judgmental."

- Walt Whitman

"Be a goldfish."

- Ted Lasso

"Don't sell yourself short. If anything, sell yourself tall and get it altered later."

- Ted Lasso

"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together."

- Ted Lasso

"Well, I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose, just like you can score less than them and win."

- Ted Lasso

"Football is life."

- Dani Rojas

"I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you're just one in 11."

- Ted Lasso

"I do love a locker room. It smells like potential."

- Ted Lasso

"If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn't have invented numbers."

- Ted Lasso

"I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids."

- Ted Lasso

"You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't want to hear it."

- Ted Lasso

"I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up."

- Ted Lasso

"Ice cream is the best. It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints."

- Ted Lasso

"If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later."

- Ted Lasso

"There's two buttons I never like to hit: that's panic and snooze."

- Ted Lasso

"Grow up and get over it."

- Coach Beard

"This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of it, either."

- Ted Lasso

"You don't need to be loud. You just need to be commanding."

- Rebecca Welton

"You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it."

- Ted Lasso

"You watch, from now on, I'll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee. Except I won't die immediately after using my stinger."

- Ted Lasso

"I know folks are divided on the actual police these days, but all human beings are opposed to the laugh police."

- Ted Lasso

"I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right."

- Ted Lasso

"If the Internet has taught us anything, it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously."