87 Inspirational Nurse Quotes That Are Funny and Uplifting

# Discover the Perfect Balance of Humor and Heart Nurses are the backbone of healthcare, and they deserve recognition for their dedication, compassion, and incredible sense of humor. Our collection of 87 inspirational nurse quotes brings together the witty, heartwarming, and downright hilarious sayings that celebrate the nursing profession. These quotes capture what it really means to be a nurse—from the grueling shifts and challenging moments to the deep bonds formed with colleagues and patients. ## Why Nurses Need Humor Working in healthcare can be emotionally and physically demanding. Nurses face long hours, high-stress situations, and the weight of caring for vulnerable patients. Humor becomes a coping mechanism and a source of strength. These quotes showcase the unique perspective nurses have, finding joy and levity in their work environment. Whether it's about scrubs being professional pajamas or the special kind of friendship only healthcare workers understand, these sayings resonate with anyone who's been in the field. ## Inspire Your Nursing Journey Beyond the laughs, these inspirational nurse quotes remind us why people choose this noble profession. They celebrate the resilience, empathy, and strength required to care for others day in and day out. Share these quotes with your nursing colleagues, post them in your break room, or use them as daily reminders of your impact. Perfect for gift ideas, social media posts, or simply giving yourself a motivational boost on a tough day.

Wisdom from the Masters

"I have restraints and Ativan, and I'm not afraid to use them."

- Deborah Barnes, RN

Joy

"How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema."

- Warren Beatty

Joy

"To do what nobody else will do, in a way that nobody else can do, in spite of all we go through…that is what it is to be a nurse."

- Rawsi Williams, RN

Determination

"Just so you know, doctors are here to diagnose, not heal. We heal."

- Edie Falco in Nurse Jackie

Courage

"As a nurse we have the opportunity to heal the mind, soul, heart, and body of our patients. They may forget your name, but they will never forget how you made them feel."

- Maya Angelou

Compassion

"A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope."

- Carrie Latet

Compassion

"Nurses are the heart of healthcare."

- Donna Wilk Cardillo, MA, RN, CSP

Compassion

"A nurse is compassion in scrubs."

- Lexie Saige

Compassion

"The doctors may be mapping out the war games, but it is the nurses who make the conflict bearable."

- Jodi Picoult

Compassion

"Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy…nurses are rarely short on caring."

- Sharon Hudacek

Compassion

"Caring is the essence of nursing."

- Jean Watson

Compassion

"You treat a disease: you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you win—no matter the outcome."

- Robin Williams in Patch Adams

Compassion

"Our job as nurses is to cushion the sorrow and celebrate the job, every day, while we are 'just doing our jobs."

- Christine Belle

Service

"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do."

- Benjamin Spock

Belief in Self

"You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I'll guarantee you'll win."

- Patch Adams

Compassion

"Nurses are always there, you care for us from the earliest years. You look after us in our happiest and saddest times. And for many, you look after us and our families at the end of our lives. Your dedication and professionalism are awe-inspiring."

- Duchess Kate Middleton

Gratitude

"Nurses—one of the few blessings of being ill."

- Sara Moss-Wolfe

Compassion

"Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts."

- Charles Dickens

Compassion

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

- Leo Buscaglia

Compassion

"A caress, a smile, is full of meaning for one who is sick. It is a simple gesture, but encouraging, he or she feels accompanied, feels closer to being healed, feels like a person, not a number."

- Pope Francis

Compassion

"I never dreamed about success—I worked for it."

- Estée Lauder

Success

"To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle."

- Plato

Compassion

"The nurse is temporarily the consciousness of the unconscious, the love of life of the suicidal, the leg of the amputee, the eyes of the newly blind, a means of locomotion for the newborn, knowledge and confidence for the young mother, a voice for those too weak to speak, and so on."

- Virginia Henderson, RN

Compassion

"The character of the nurse is as important as the knowledge she possesses."

- Carolyn Jarvis

Integrity

"Nursing is one of the fine arts: I had almost said 'the finest of fine arts."

- Florence Nightingale

Inspiration

"Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon."

- Dag Hammarskjold

Health

"America's nurses are the beating heart of our medical system."

- Barack Obama

Respect

"Every nurse was drawn to nursing because of a desire to care, to serve, or to help."

- Christina Feist-Heilmeier, RN

Compassion

"Nursing is a progressive art such that to stand still is to go backwards."

- Florence Nightingale

Growth

"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway."

- Earl Nightingale

Aspirations

"Let us never consider ourselves finished, nurses. We must be learning all of our lives."

- Florence Nightingale

Learning

"If we're growing, we're always going to be out of our comfort zone."

- John Maxwell

Growth

"Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for fewer problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom."

- Earl Shoaf

Personal Growth

"The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest."

- William Osler

Contribution

"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier."

- Mother Teresa

Compassion

"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."

- Mahatma Gandhi

Compassion

"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts."

- Winston Churchill

Courage

"The most important practical lesson that can be given to nurses is to teach them what to observe."

- Florence Nightingale

Education

"I am among those who think that science has great beauty."

- Marie Curie

Knowledge

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."

- Nelson Mandela

Education

"Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse."

- Gary Veale, RN

Belief

Bite-sized Inspirational Quotes

"Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription."

Compassion