Tom Lehrer

"Bad weather looks worse through a window."

- Tom Lehrer

"what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."

- Tom Lehrer

"Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

"Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

""Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.""

- Tom Lehrer

"What you get out of life depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer