Russell Baker

"The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist."

- Russell Baker

"Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it."

- Russell Baker

""Worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!""

- Russell Baker

"Don’t try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it."

- Russell Baker

"Don’t try and make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it."

- Russell Baker