Melanie White

"Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words."

- Melanie White

"You gotta love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll do better next time.’"

- Melanie White

"Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything."

- Melanie White

"You gotta love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, Don9t worry, you9ll do better next time."

- Melanie White

"You gotta love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, “Don’t worry, you’ll do better next time.”"

- Melanie White

"Thanksgiving: when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook."

- Melanie White

"Now that you’re 21, it’s time to stop playing video games and start designing them."

- Melanie White

"Now that you’ve graduated, just remember: Bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother."

- Melanie White

"Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp."

- Melanie White

"Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook."

- Melanie White

"Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home."

- Melanie White

"You gotta love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, 'Don’t worry, you’ll do better next time.'"

- Melanie White

"It’s the holiday season. Let the overeating begin!"

- Melanie White