Lewis Grizzard

"Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn."

- Lewis Grizzard

"'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them."

- Lewis Grizzard

"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."

- Lewis Grizzard

"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

- Lewis Grizzard