Laurence J. Peter

"You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job."

- Laurence J. Peter

"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."

- Laurence J. Peter

"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."

- Laurence J. Peter

"The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep."

- Laurence J. Peter

"Speak when you are angry, and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret."

- Laurence J. Peter

"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away."

- Laurence J. Peter

"Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean."

- Laurence J. Peter

"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."

- Laurence J. Peter