Jeremy Clarkson

"All this health and safety talk is just killing me."

- Jeremy Clarkson

"If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth."

- Jeremy Clarkson