Jack Handey

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

- Jack Handey

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."

- Jack Handey

"Good idea: finding the Easter eggs on Easter. Bad idea: finding the Easter eggs on Christmas."

- Jack Handey