Frank Zappa

"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when open."

- Frank Zappa

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if you don’t open it."

- Frank Zappa

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."

- Frank Zappa

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open."

- Frank Zappa

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open."

- Frank Zappa

""A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.""

- Frank Zappa

"The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open."

- Frank Zappa

"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."

- Frank Zappa

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."

- Frank Zappa

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible"

- Frank Zappa

"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."

- Frank Zappa

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

- Frank Zappa

"So many books, so little time."

- Frank Zappa