Doug Larson

"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."

- Doug Larson

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

- Doug Larson

"Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush."

- Doug Larson

"Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."

- Doug Larson

"Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties."

- Doug Larson

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."

- Doug Larson

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."

- Doug Larson

"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."

- Doug Larson

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."

- Doug Larson

"For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."

- Doug Larson

"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."

- Doug Larson

"Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap."

- Doug Larson