Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere."

- Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

"Former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole."

- Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert opinion."

- Carl Spackler, Caddyshack