Bill Watterson

"“If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.”"

- Bill Watterson

"It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out."

- Bill Watterson

"Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

- Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

- Bill Watterson

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

- Bill Watterson

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."

- Bill Watterson

"Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend."

- Bill Watterson

"That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."

- Bill Watterson

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

- Bill Watterson

"Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside…"

- Bill Watterson

"Mothers are the necessity of invention."

- Bill Watterson

"Surviving is the new art form."

- Bill Watterson

"There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

- Bill Watterson

"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book."

- Bill Watterson

"We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are."

- Bill Watterson

""The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.""

- Bill Watterson

"A new year. A fresh, clean start! It’s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!"

- Bill Watterson

"Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely ridiculous."

- Bill Watterson

"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."

- Bill Watterson

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."

- Bill Watterson

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

- Bill Watterson

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

- Bill Watterson