24 quotes
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
- Woody Allen
Love
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
- Woody Allen
Awareness
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
- Woody Allen
Awareness
"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work."
- Woody Allen
Awareness
"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me."
- Woody Allen
Happiness
"If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative."
- Woody Allen
Courage
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
- Woody Allen
Inspiration
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering, and it’s all over much too soon."
- Woody Allen
Adversity
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
- Woody Allen
Success
"80% of Success is Showing Up."
- Woody Allen
Success
"80% of Success is Showing Up"
- Woody Allen
Success
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
- Woody Allen
Success
"80% of success is showing up."
- Woody Allen
Success
"If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work."
- Woody Allen
Faith
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
- Woody Allen
Aspirations
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
- Woody Allen
Positivity
""You can live to be hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." ―Woody Allen"
- Woody Allen
Positivity
""You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.""
- Woody Allen
Health
"Seventy percent of life is just showing up."
- Woody Allen
Persistence
"Showing up is 80 percent of life."
- Woody Allen
Persistence
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
- Woody Allen
Gratitude
"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen
Facing Fears
""I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.""
- Woody Allen
Facing Fears
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
- Woody Allen
Philosophy