For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.