A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.