George Bernard Shaw
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.