Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.
I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.
I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.